write an english paper

See see a man about a wallaby.

I'm gonna go write an english paper.

by pt_Kreepy March 22, 2004

English Defence League

Loose association of football thugs, British nationalists, petty criminals and out-and-out-racists who claim they're defending the UK from Islamic extremism by going on Stella and Cocaine fuelled rampages through towns and cities with high muslim populations.

Popular songs on English Defence League demonstrations include "Allah is a Paedo", "Allah, Allah, Who the fuck is Allah?" "Burn A Mosque"and "We Want Our Country Back".

The English Defence League claims to be educating the population at large about the threat muslims, sorry, "islamic extremism" poses to "our way of life". They also think that pork products have the same effect on muslims that garlic has on vampires. Unsurprisingly, the population at large finds them to be varyingly rabid, pig ignorant, stultifyingly ill-informed or a combination of all three. Or doesn't even know who they are.

"Who are that bunch of sorry clowns that closed our town centre down last weekend?"
"What, the ones that look and sound like the National Front?"
"Yeah, that lot".
"Oh, that's the English Defence League".

by EDLULZ March 20, 2011

No Speaka Da English

What illegal immigrants say to Americans when we ask them to do anything

-“excuse me, can you please move your 3 shopping carts out of the way?”
Illegal- “me no speaka da English”

by Lalagirlamerican September 16, 2018

english country garden

a place where you can do a poo.
even a kingham can :) ooh and a gordon :P

oh, im in a english country garden, let me just pull down my pants....

by gordon_dude July 16, 2010

English Tea

Desgusting to the point of suicide

(goes well with krumpets)

"Philly almost commited a crazy suicide, by jumping into a pool of razor blades covered in lemon juice and tears!"

"all because of English Tea!!!"

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

english grad student

A bibliophile who has spent entirely too much time reading, writing, and thinking about the works of poets and authors who society at large has never heard of. i.e. George Gissing & Marie Corelli (two examples)

The English Grad Student realized with solemn humility that she had spent seven years of her life on an education that would resign her to working at coffee shops for the indefinite future.

by Stuck in a book Carole Anne🐘 December 11, 2015

The ‘Ol Rich English

When you have a cunty roommate so you jerk off onto the shower knobs and leave it, knowing she is waiting to shower next.

Anastasia was a bitch to you, should have snuck in and given her the ‘ol rich english brah

by Ghouless February 3, 2019