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hippo dyke

An obese, sweaty, and manly female, such as:

a) Rosie O' Donnell
b) any Juggalette
c) your mother
Wow, bro, that bitch is a hippo dyke.
by ServThePerv January 15, 2011
mugGet the hippo dykemug.

Dyke

A dyke is me
You've all heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for: dyke on a bike!
by " " November 28, 2021
mugGet the Dykemug.

Cock dyke

I would use my little finger, but I like using cock' s more than a true fag ever could; say' s the cock dyke!
by Mm good December 12, 2020
mugGet the Cock dykemug.

Polly Pocket Dyke

A variation of the term pocket lesbian. A lesbian who is shorter then 5’2” who is masculine, has a short haircut, and emulates all that is masculine. Polly Pocket Dykes can also be confused as young teenage boys and their feminine partners being mistaken as their mother.
Girl 1: “Is she one of those Polly Pocket dykes?”
Girl 2: “What do you mean?”
Girl 1: “Is she under 5’2”? Because if she is, then she’s a Polly Pocket Dyke!”
by Sam_C44 March 3, 2022
mugGet the Polly Pocket Dykemug.

three tiered shit dyke

A "three tiered shit dyke" is a group of 3 people growing more insufferable each person, commonly creating chaos and unfairness around them.
Hey man I need some god damn help I'm caught in the middle of a three tiered shit dyke
by Dickfrigate April 6, 2023
mugGet the three tiered shit dykemug.
During college Ryan (attempting to entertain his roommates) got fully nude and shit into a red solo cup while riding a uni-cycle
You see Ryno the bull dyke on a trike poop into a cup while riding a uni cycle??
by Badger girl 317 June 30, 2025
mugGet the Ryno the bull dyke on a trikemug.

Big Fat Wanker Dyke

This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
mugGet the Big Fat Wanker Dykemug.

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