A Mythical and highly desired type of man. Similar to a Sugar daddy, except a Coco Daddy has a penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money.
In this perfect symbiotic relationship; the woman enjoys providing abundant oral pleasure to the man while the man enjoys showering the woman with money.
In this perfect symbiotic relationship; the woman enjoys providing abundant oral pleasure to the man while the man enjoys showering the woman with money.
Thought of the day:
"No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever be a Coco Daddy: A man with a chocolate penis that ejaculates money."
"No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever be a Coco Daddy: A man with a chocolate penis that ejaculates money."
by Xenomorphesis January 24, 2009
Get the Coco Daddymug. A very HORRIBLE father. He ran over George... and hit Peppa. But, Mommy Pig murdered him! He was a very terrible
pig. I cant believe Mommy Pig ever loved him. He was such a bad pig. :(
pig. I cant believe Mommy Pig ever loved him. He was such a bad pig. :(
by _gr4ce_ December 28, 2018
Get the Daddy Pigmug. by Amoy Smith November 2, 2018
Get the Hot Daddymug. an intamate partner that you met with during coronavirus, usually when you alone and bored. most corona-daddies have a breathing kink so worry about that, he also likes to wear masks during intercourse and use hand sanitiser as loob.
jake: look there is a corona-daddy
kate: yes he gets hard by stopping people breathing and seeing people on ventilators.
jake: oh
kate: yes he gets hard by stopping people breathing and seeing people on ventilators.
jake: oh
by hornyvirus January 26, 2021
Get the corona-daddymug. by lilmissa July 31, 2018
Get the daddy hitlermug. A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019
Get the stiff daddymug. A group of gentlemen who gather together to take turns having intercourse with a (usually) willing woman with the intention of ejaculating inside her vagina. God willing, nine months later they will all be at the hospital to greet this new life into the world. They will all take a paternity test to determine who is the father. The winner of the daddy lottery will now assume all of the responsibilities gathered hereto of a "father." The remaining gentlemen will bust the balls of the winning gentlemen for the reminder of his life.
James: Hey Josh wanna come hang out at Molly's with the guys?
Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.
(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)
(Nine Months Later...)
Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!
Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.
(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)
(Nine Months Later...)
Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!
by TheGreatRanger1 November 15, 2019
Get the Daddy Roulettemug.