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The Crist of Cynewulf

J.R.R. Tolkien's greatest inspiration.
Hmmm... The Crist of Cynewulf. Let's read it.
'Eala Earendel engla beorhast
Ofer middangeard monnum sended'.
Or, for you bitches who don't know old english, that's
'Hail Earendel brightest of angels
over Middle Earth sent to men'.
I think I'm going to go write more than 12 books about Middle Earth now.
by Le phjkafheo;iwheg February 28, 2017
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Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.
Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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Send Them to the clinic Cynic

Stop playin bruh Cynic finna pull a whole right click headtap havoc all about that static and send you the the fucking clinic. Send them to the clinic Cynic doesnt play around, hes gonna suck ya mum.
YOO WTFFF I JUST GOT "Send them to the clinic cynic'd! Yo ya heard he has a twitch with 0 daily views its :cyniciv
by GAyass nigger November 24, 2020
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