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crack mobile

A messed up piece of crap automobile that the neighborhood crack head drives to get his next rock. car may not have windows , bumpers , tag or insurance. Various parts maybe held together by wire and rust .Starters on these cars are optional. Owner may often offer to pawn car to you
There goes Johnny in the crack mobile, it is on auto pilot to the local crack house.
Crack head " Can I let you hold my car title for 40$ bucks? I got mugged last night and my disabilty check will not be in untill the third."
by night shift March 11, 2014
mugGet the crack mobilemug.

crack rape

When surrounded by crackheads and they all join forces and start acting out of pocket. You begin to fear a rape may follow
Hector and his friends got crack raped in the McDonalds. They barely made it out alive
by Mr Rick James III May 17, 2022
mugGet the crack rapemug.

cracked stick

"I cracked stick to a picture of Kate Upton"
by Bagstrap January 24, 2014
mugGet the cracked stickmug.

crack-headed

stupid or dumb. One that acts like a crack-headed little bitch.
Look at that crack-headed motherfucker!?! He's sucking that guys dick in the middle of the street!
by pass the pipe July 25, 2003
mugGet the crack-headedmug.

Caloric Crack

An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).
I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.
by TheHonestFactor.com March 30, 2010
mugGet the Caloric Crackmug.

Crack Slug

A small terd that resides in you're butt crack, that you aren't aware is there until you change you're shorts. Usually arrives as the bi-product of a large fart.
I thought my butt crack was sweating until I changed my shorts and found a two inch Crack Slug!
by TheMarmot June 30, 2006
mugGet the Crack Slugmug.

crack on daft

Something said by somebody who pretends not to know. This cames from one of many shrewsburyisms.
Rob: Yeah i know I how it works, i dont need the extra training!

Jo: Yeah I know but crack on daft you get paid for the training.
by Robert Leigh Adams December 1, 2006
mugGet the crack on daftmug.

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