Classic Freja

"Classic Freja" -used to describe annoying immature children who hurt people and then wonder why they end up alone

Tim: Joe started being mean to Sarah and now he's crying because he has no friends
Carl: oh "classic Freja"

by cironksha May 20, 2018

Classic Downie

A Classic Downie is someone who acts retarded. It can also be used for a single event

A: *screeching because of a minor inconvenience, like the lights going out*

B: That was a classic downie move

by Beatlhoven July 31, 2020

Classic Benny

When someone does something so stupid or silly it’s like a classic “Benny Hill” comedy sketch

Look at this silly sausage running across a farmers field to retrieve a golf ball! That’s Classic Benny!

by TheBGF! February 12, 2024

Dave Classic

The art of masturbating inside a folded pillow. To avoid injuries, the technique is usually performed with a protective latex glove covering the dry penis.

„I pulled a Dave Classic in the public bathroom“

„Dude, thanks to the latex glove, no harm has been done despite me overdoing the Dave Classic multiple times“

by JoeJohn August 20, 2025

Classical

Music made by constipated cows.

I thought I'd listen to some classical music made by constipated cows so I put on some Beethoven.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

but it's a classic

How an egyptian pool singer will explain why he doesn't need to change song

So the guy said "but it's a classic!" so we kept the noses on until we left the store.

by Makrellen August 12, 2017

Classical Music

A very old type of music that people use to feel good about themselves because listening to classical makes them "so smart" and people who listen to rap, pop or country are "so dumb."

Person 1: "People who listen to classical music are almost as bad as k-pop stans."

Person 2: "Talk about, dude."

by and1446 April 20, 2021