by Workpeeps November 10, 2019
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Get the Carl mug.Military word used to indicate the typical fuck up that gets the entire platoon in trouble because of his stupidity. He is usually the reason for those 3 hour long safety briefings.
pfc 1: Bro why the fuck is sgt maj still talking? We've been in here for two hours already!
pfc 2: I know man, Carl really fucked up by falling into that active volcano while on patrol. We should fucking haze him...
pfc 2: I know man, Carl really fucked up by falling into that active volcano while on patrol. We should fucking haze him...
by autistic pizza boy May 7, 2019
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by little boiiii March 5, 2019
Get the Carl mug.by AllahAli March 12, 2019
Get the Carl mug.A man who doesn't understand how to take a joke or give one. He is angered easily and almost always is awkward around girls. When playing video games he always rages, even when playing Minecraft. He is not clean for the most part and has a strange addiction to wearing flannel shirts. Carl is definently a dog person and loves german shepards. Overall, Carl is a very strange man.
"Man, did you see Carl talking to that girl? That was awkward."
"Carl settle down it was just a joke bro, no need to throw a fit."
"Look, that crack-head is definitely a Carl."
"Carl settle down it was just a joke bro, no need to throw a fit."
"Look, that crack-head is definitely a Carl."
by crackhead77 May 21, 2019
Get the Carl mug.Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.
by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019
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