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Carl

Carl is the most sweet kind guy from Lebanon that I know ,he’s so loving and cute irl but….when he’s mad it’s like there is no tmr also he’s a big ninjago fan I mean it’s good show I guess I mean one person who doesn’t like MR.Carl is the fat f*ck in our class but anyway that’s all ! BUY THE P1 AND GIVE IT TO ME AND CARL PLZ
Carl is your average car guy his dream Car is McLaren p1 I agree best car ever made
by anonymous April 4, 2025
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Carl-Woodwarding

Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.
He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.
by Qc1 September 7, 2013
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Carl Support

Court ordered child support ordered to be paid by the hard working mom to the deadbeat self employed dad.
Judge: "I hereby award father $500/month in Carl Support."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
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Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to a worthless carlroach.
Carl: "hey bitch, where's my money?"
Mom: "I paid your carl support, as always. Do you think you could get a job?"
Carl:"yea, nigga, she paid carl support!"
by SuperWordNerd July 8, 2025
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Carl

Anybody named Ramando is a big fat hairy cow
Hey Carl
by Oooooh wow October 28, 2019
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Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.
"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."
by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025
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old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
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