CopperScorpion

Shortbus

CopperScorpion is always a shortbus stop buying revolver every round idot

by Treetomato April 30, 2023

chopped soyed

A new level of drunk moments before you black out from boarder line alcohol poisoning you look up and your mate and say “I’m chopped soyed” and that’s the last thing you remember

Did you see Sam last night we was chopped.

Yeah bro chopped soyed

by Smithy’s wisdom May 12, 2023

Cloppedogrel

1. A buffoon; an idiot.
2. A clumsy person.

"I can't believe I have to work with that cloppedogrel again today."

by sassyimprovlass May 16, 2023

Chopped

The fugliest, nastiest, most disgusting of them all

Person 1: You saw jayiden with the worms in his hair?

Person 2: Mhm. That nigga is chopped.

by JayidenK May 22, 2023

Clopped

If someone is both clapped and a clock.

Your mum is clopped.

by OGShadowShard May 31, 2023

copperspoon

When you attempt to have harsh anal sex in the ear canal

Dude I just copperspooned the fuck outta this girl

by Chapuetta June 17, 2023

Copper Goblin

Meth heads, tweakers and junkies have a penchant for precious metals and other bartering goods, copper, in particular. They can be seen rummaging through dumpsters around industrial complexes but are most commonly spotted under the hood of a Kia in a nightclub parking lot. Typical markings include: someone else’s discarded cigarette butt hanging, stuck to their bottom lip; shorts so dirty you wonder how they could possibly get that way; a ripped football T-shirt from a Super Bowl in the 90’s; and sometimes during breeding season, a white plastic ‘thank you’ bag tied in a knot filled with various unknown goods. Juveniles have a full set of teeth; adults have few to no teeth. One particularly unique trait of this goblin is a distinct musk gland that emits an odor akin to lukewarm scrotum and industrial paint thinner. If one sees a questionable act they must shout in an authoritative voice from a distance or shine bright light upon the subject in question. If the subject proceeds to scatter towards a nearby chain link fence holding their arms to their chest with a full ripped t shirt of scrap metal like a frightened squirrel- one has positively identified a Copper Goblin.

I drove by the cemetery on my way home and observed a breeding pair of copper goblins eying the iron entry gates.

We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!

Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?

by Fishingwithdabrigs June 25, 2023