calling pipe

to boastfully predict future laying of pipe (sexual intercourse) with a specific person

ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage

by callingpipe69 May 28, 2018

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Snail Call

This is a call you type out when one of your friends is not in the group chat. You and everyone else in the group chat type SNAIL CALL or a variant of it in hopes that your friend will magically show up during the call. This almost always works and the friend that you wish to see or talk to will show up.

Person 1:no I haven’t texted her today

Person 2: should we do a SNAIL CALL for her?

Person 3: heck yeah we should

Person 1,2 and 3:

SNAIL CALL! SNAIL CALL

Person 4: Ah, I’m here guys. What do y’all want?

by MuLaysPancakes June 17, 2020

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call an ambulance

When you make a fucking mistake and are about to get your throat brutally slit by an old man. Typically 80-85 years old.

Call an ambulance call an ambulance!...But not for me (shoots in the forehead,Then slit throat,then proceeds to cut body open and eat cooked spine.)

by what is the point of living if December 2, 2020

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Ball Called

When a person accidentally calls you while scratching their balls. Similar to a butt dial.

“Hey man I got a missed call.” “My bad I just Ball Called you.”

by Spooderman011 July 5, 2023

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boredom call

1. v. When someone you haven't talked with in forever hits you up seemingly-randomly on Facebook, text, etc. only because s/he is bored.
2. n. One who is boredom called

1. Mike texted me last night. Turns out his WoW subscription ran out, so he boredom called me out of desperation.
2. I thought Ashley was trying to get with me, but I was just her boredom call.

by piroteknix May 10, 2011

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