Booty Hole Bandit

A person who wanders the land robbing people of their unstretched anuses

The Booty Hole Bandit broke into my house and stretched my asshole.

by Wide Eg April 7, 2022

lukas food bandit

some fatboy pbfie pedo

if u get called a lukas food bandit wagwan for u cuz

“yo u know that guy”
“yh”
“he’s rah a lukas food bandit”
“rahh say swr that’s peak”

by GIG_Chad May 21, 2023

The Blue Bandit

Alias of Jishwa from "The Saga" story.

Jishwa583 aka "The Blue Bandit"

by Jishwa583 November 8, 2023

Dick Bandit

Gay Ray, homosexual male, fag, haggott, any male that likes dick, especially in the ass.

Gay Ray is a dick bandit!

by Dick Bandit September 15, 2005

Virgin Bandit

Stealing many people's virginities.. In cars, on his dad's couch, and in the gastof parkinglot. If you'd like to get in touch with the virgin bandit, he often frequents the wooded areas and looks similar to bigfoot. Be careful you might catch the furry.. It's some pretty serious shit.

Case IS the Virgin Bandit

by FurryMan12 June 26, 2010

Ass Bandit

A flaming fag that thinks he can swipe or rip off a piece of man bootie.

"hey Queer, let go of my ass!~! because I know you werent reaching for my wallet!"

by Skinny Pimp November 12, 2003

Bandits

In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Bandits is a nickname for two jacks as a player's two hole cards. Also known as Pocket Jacks or Fish Hooks These are usually played fast as they are very vulnerable to a king or ace on the board. (Coined by Kyle Campbell)

J, A, J on the flop gave him a boat. He had pocket rockets... Too bad my bandits gave me quads.

by Kyle Gene Campbell August 20, 2007