Boyfriend Jeans

Relaxed-fitting jeans designed for women that are actually pointless due to the pockets usually being sewn-on fabric patches (sometimes with decorative, industrial-chic, gunmetal zippers) instead of actual pockets to store important things like wallets, keys and pepper spray.

See also: women's cargo pants; boyfriend shirt; G-star Raw's cute new 'boyfriend shirt dress'.
Back in the 90's, relaxed fitting jeans marketed for women were simply called... jeans, and they had actual pockets, unlike boyfriend jeans. Now female hipster millennials apparently require a boyfriend to achieve the 'fuck-the-patriarchy' look.
by Utinni Yubnub June 09, 2016
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backyard boyfriend

a boyfriend who lives in a guest house in your backyard.
i could be your backyard boyfriend. you could come visit me any time you like.
by Brian St. November 16, 2020
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Christmas boyfriend

The amazing 30 year old white man who works in a candy cane farm
I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend
by Sando Trouton December 28, 2021
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boyfriend clone

A girl who has no identity of her own, so she ends up becoming a clone of whomever she's dating at the time.

See also: no personality.
That bitch literally never had an interest in any of these things, but now that her boyfriend of the month is into it, she LOVES it?! What a boyfriend clone!
by whistlebisquit August 11, 2017
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Cristina’s boyfriend

The most sexiest,inteligent,amazing,nice,handsome boy in the world
by gutfjjbgy November 21, 2021
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stupid boyfriend

The person who will make you laugh when you're sad, smile when you're angry, and overall just be there for you. Even if they upset you, they somehow always make things right. And you love them for that.
Friend: You have a stupid boyfriend.
You: I know. But I love him.
Boyfriend: Hey guys! I got the paper on top of the cabinet!
Friend and You: How are you going go get that down for class?
by OliverGigawatts November 11, 2019
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