Baby Swole

Little guy that has above average muscles for their below average size.

Holy shit check out baby swole over there, he could probably lift like 150.

by Tyler Red March 25, 2010

nerd baby

A nerd baby is a person who is annoying and so full of themselves that they act like a nerd due to them thinking they are smarter than everyone else and too much of baby to except they're not making them annoying.

Joe: Wow Johnny is really annoying and he's so full of himself he's such a nerd baby!

by Lasagna Ocelot October 19, 2020

baby muffin

The cutest animal (not human) in the whole world,
especially one that is round and squishy (a.k.a. muffin-esque)

Me: Who's a baby muffin?
Cat: Meow?

by serendipitous.k July 3, 2008

Clunt Baby

A baby who gave his/her mother an orgasm when she gave birth to him/her

That boy was a clunt baby when he was born

by gabzi99 April 3, 2015

baby

money: dough, cheese, cake, dinero, that green

"You broke as shit"
"No, I got baby!"

by unknown86 December 28, 2005

baby paw

an older slang for friend, originating in New York, no relation to your baby's daddy.

"Checka Check it out! There it is baby paw! Huh!" - Charlie Brown from Leaders of the New School on "The Scenerio" by A Tribe Called Quest

by The Dirty Dutchman July 4, 2006

bat baby

A hideously ugly baby, with usually good looking parents, who when you first lay eyes on it, causes your brain to make the high pitched squealing noise oft associated with bat sonar. Sometimes bat baby's may have wings or pointy fang like teeth.

The super model couple down the street just got back from the hospital......you should see the bat baby they brought back; it'll make your brain explode.

by Deering September 13, 2006