Didnt ask

stupid comeback, also how do you not know what that means?

guy 1: (shares his opinion)
guy 2: Cool, didnt ask.
guy 1: You "didnt ask"? Oh, i didnt know that the world revolves around you, next time im gonna say anything im gona specifically ask YOU for permission.

guy 2: you literally stole this from a meme
guy 1: didnt ask
guy 2: You "didnt ask"? Oh, i didnt know that the world revolves around you, next time im gonna say anything im gona specifically ask YOU for permission.

guy 1: you literally copied what i said
guy 2: you too

by why did you look up that?? September 17, 2023

multi-asking

The annoying habit of sending emails that are a barage of questions.

Cari's email went something like this: how are you? what's new? how's the weather? did Hugo start his new job? did the dog die of cancer yet?
It was an especially bad case of multi-asking.

by AC Gurney December 14, 2008

brother/sister asked a very good question

What you say when you can't answer a question someone asked you.
Originated from a meme based on a Muslim video of an islamic orator named Zakir Naik.

Person 1: Where are you going??
Person 2: Brother/Sister asked a very good question *goes away*

by noiwontwriteapseudonym April 15, 2025

National ask out day

On may 4th of every year you have a one time chance to ask someone out. Whether it’s a friend or someone you just find attractive, May 4th is the day

person 1: “yo dude I know you like that girl, go shoot your shot”
Person 2: “I’m too shy to”
Person 1: “But it’s may 4th! It’s national ask out day!”
Person 2: “alright fine”

by Justsomeposter May 4, 2022

Did I ask

An already dead question asked by entitled knobs who think you need their permission for you to join a conversation. Also the cause of the depressed quiet kids who can't talk at all. Crazier when they ask why they're so fucking quiet.

'Did I ask for you to be so entitled to think you're the only one who's allowed to say something? I don't need your permission to speak you fuck.'

by whoopsigotanexistentialcrisis! May 18, 2023

I didn't ask

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."

This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.

Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.

Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.

Jim: I didn't ask

Bob: I didn't either

Jim: ...

Bob: ...

Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!

Bob & Jim: I didn't ask

Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired

by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025