by armchair anarchist February 17, 2012
Get the Old Holbornmug. One of your "friends" that decides to get a job. This piece of shit wears ties in public and talks about how much money he makes. Can be seen at local bars looking for gay dudes or at strip joints spending mad cash.
Did you see Corpo today?
Ya, he got a job and wears a suit everywhere he goes.
He is being Old Corporate these days.
Ya, he got a job and wears a suit everywhere he goes.
He is being Old Corporate these days.
by Dr. Poonking $$$ February 27, 2010
Get the old corporatemug. A geezer wannabe.
A person getting on in years, but not geting much else.
A person who is rebelling against the natural course of events by trying to class up the inevitable.
A person getting on in years, but not geting much else.
A person who is rebelling against the natural course of events by trying to class up the inevitable.
One over 50 year old to another.." We "Old Pharts" have to stick together."
As opposed to..." Dang this getting older sucks!"
As opposed to..." Dang this getting older sucks!"
by Grannabluu February 5, 2010
Get the Old Phartmug. a fat, old person, usually in their middle to late sixties. They tend to look much older then they actually are and typically have less than ten years to live. Often times, they can be seen on the beach wearing a speedo, but generally wherever they are they dress as if they are young people.
Unlike an old bag old baggison is not gender specific.
Unlike an old bag old baggison is not gender specific.
Person one: I saw some old baggisons on the beach today. They male baggison was wearing a speedo and his old baggison wife had a thong. I wanted to gouge my eyes out my eyes with a rusty spoon.
Person two: I saw an old baggison with a miniskirt. She bent over in front of me in Walmart and I went home and cried.
Person two: I saw an old baggison with a miniskirt. She bent over in front of me in Walmart and I went home and cried.
by udderly generic December 20, 2010
Get the old baggisonmug. The term "old bean" has the same meaning as "old beam"! However "old bean" derives from the American use of the word. As us British like to be different we use "old beam" !!
by Jerry Cox October 3, 2011
Get the Old beammug. 
Jimmy: Hey man I just got turned down by that hot girl at the club.
Bobby: No problem man, just call up your old faithful.
Jimmy: I didnt want to resort to that but sure, I really need some sex.
Bobby: No problem man, just call up your old faithful.
Jimmy: I didnt want to resort to that but sure, I really need some sex.
by daGangst4man October 22, 2008
Get the Old Faithfulmug.