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Alexander Salanyk

Alexander S. is the best thing on earth passing everything- even yourself! He is the most athletic, dirty-minded person you know but you love him.

Alex is a celebrity but barely anyone knows him.
you: whos alexander salanyk?

anyone: the best person in the multiverse.

you: you like him?

everyone: we all do.
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 20, 2022
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Alexander Matthew

This boy is the sexiest person of all time. If you meet him, you will want to touch him tremendously all over and ask him his work out routine. He is by definition, the most perfect boy-friend. He's kind, sweet, athletic, funny, smart, and to top it all off, the world greatest at everything naughty.
Alexander Matthew is all mine bitch so back the fuck off.
by mushiness_at_it's_finest November 18, 2018
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alexander

alexander is fit
by ilovealexandereek January 24, 2022
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jack alexander jones

Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community
That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed
by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018
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alexander

The names Alexander is a bum name and who ever has the name wishes to changed it and people hate being called Alexander or Alex (for short) because it’s a bum and ugly name
Example: did you See the new kid named Alexander he is a bum no mark wants to talk to him because he is a bum
by Xavierdagra8 October 20, 2020
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Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!
by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021
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