pinocchio fever

The act of walking around all day with a massive erection that just won't stop growing

Andrew had Pinocchio fever today in gym class.

by Defmaster69 March 27, 2015

Father Fever

Wanting to be a dad really bad.

"I have been wanting kids for a really long time, I have father fever!"

by shuknowwhtimean August 31, 2015

Freckle Fever

A case of insatiable love of for gingers and their freckles, much like jungle fever.

Nate loves gingers of all types, he has a serious case of freckle fever

by gingerbeard September 12, 2015

Tumblr Fever

The tragic uncurable syndrome and disease of which the victim loses the ability to even .This starts when a fangirl unfortunately goes to Tumblr to ship her and senpai .She then screams in a mixture of delight and sadness (that Would make any penis shrivel in fear ) then BOOM she comletley loses the ability to even

Doctor:Im sorry you fave Tumblr fever you will never even again

by X-Vav and Ray September 23, 2015

poon fever

when a guy is trying to get some poon and the need is so strong it is making him sick with the poon fever. its pretty self explanatory

Logan cant go to the game cuz hes got the poon fever. i need a gas mask cuz that shit is contagious!

by jamespeters October 8, 2015

maple fever

When you have a fetish for Canadian girls.

Similar to jungle fever, but for Canadian's.
(From South Park)

You only like Canadian girl's? What do you have maple fever?!

by ssebs November 9, 2015

Age Fever

younger person(male or female) falls in love with an older person(male or female) and vice versa.

First Example:"Scott has caught the Age Fever once he found out that his foreign girlfriend Julia he has been dating is 30 and Scott is only 25. Scott didn't like the fact that this woman was older then him, but he loves all of the quality's that this woman had. His foreign girlfriend has all the feminine quality's that a man could ever ask for."

Second Example:
michael-"I'm just not into girls anymore"
james-"Hey bro, i'm into guys too"
michael-"No no no no.......thats not what i mean't. I'm into grown women"
ted-"oooooh my god, Michael just caught the Age Fever"

by princeauron April 5, 2016