The Gay Sock

The "Gay Sock" is the sock that is always missing on laundry day, usually because it's been thrown behind a dresser or hidden under a mattress after being "Used".

"Guy wants to mess around, take things aint his? slap him with " The Gay Sock".

by theluckiestboyintheworld December 28, 2011

sock-block

v. when a family member or house mate sees you plan to use the washer, and throws their load in before you can.

ex: Mary is in her room sorting through dirty clothes and forming a pile of things to be washed, meanwhile, Lynnette sees this and puts her laundry in first. Mary finishes sorting her laundry and is furious to find out that she has been sock-blocked.

Mary: WTF
Lynnette: Sorry, I just happened to have to do my laundry...
Mary: But you knew that I have to wash my clothes before my trip tomorrow!
Lynnette: Oops!

by countrygal12 July 8, 2009

Cook Socks

Drunkspeak for Suck Cocks.

I can't leave yet. I'm trying to get my socks cooked!

Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.

That girl is just here to cook socks.

by withstand December 16, 2005

Red Sock

A method of Sexual Abuse. A fetish of sorts. Method: Anal Sex proceeds between a man and a woman. While in the midst of the initial action, a sharp punch is delivered to the female's stomache by the male. In doing so, the rectum tightens so much, that when the penis is pulled out, the retal innards are removed with it. This "inside-out" rectum is referred to as the "Red Sock".

*hot anal sex*
Male: Bitch! *punches womans stomache and pulls out penis HARD*
Woman: Oh no! The red sock strikes again!

by Chaide September 15, 2003

anal sock

A latex covering for ones penis used for protection while it is inserted into the anal sphincter of another.

The anal sock was covered in shit.

by Tony Martini (Presedent of ANAL SOCK INC.) August 12, 2005

sock marks

The indentations left on the calves or ankles as a result of wearing tight socks;

I'm heading to the gym after work today and I only brought shorts. Damn, I guess I won't be able to conceal my sock marks.

by Crotch Warrior April 1, 2016

You sock

Like "You Suck" but less because "O" comes before "U".

Luis: I knew I would fuck that team up from the giddy up!

GG: But you sock!

by Undercoverluis March 22, 2017