European Bubble Butt (By X2 Tha P)

The "European Bubble Butt" was created in Miami, Fl by local rapper X2TP (X2 Tha P) And is a sex move/position in which liquids such as (Soft Drinks, Energy Drinks, Alcohol etc. is poured into a woman's rectum by there partner. The partner will then proceed by inserting a McDonald's straw into the woman's rectum and then blowing on the other end of the straw causing the liquids in the woman's rectum to bubble, it was inspired from when X2TP (X2 Tha P) was younger having meal's in restaurants, where he would put different drinks in a cup and mixed them together by blowing with a straw. BUT WAIT! there's more, Part 2 of the position begins soon after the bubbles have settled, The woman will sit in a squatting position over 2 shot glasses, She will begin pushing the liquid out from her rectum and into the shot glasses, anymore liquid that has missed or hasn't been used MUST be disposed of "properly". The Final part of the move/position is to cut the McDonald's Straw in half, Placed into the 2 Shot Glasses and elegantly sipped on by the couple. Once Finished they MUST say "God Save Tha Queen", The Sex move/position has been completed.

Rules:
1. Must Be A McDonalds Straw
2. Must Be With Someone From Europe or If Not Possible Must Be Performed In Europe
3. Have Fun!

Person 1: Hey Honey! I Know we've been going through a ruff patch recently BUT i think i know have to change that.
Person 2: Really How?
Person 1: Well it's called the "European Bubble Butt" Its where i will pour liquid into your asshole then*
Person 2: (Interrupt's) What the actual fuck is wrong with you!!!!

Person 1: Well i just thought*
Person 2: (Interrupt's) Well you thought wrong!! How dare you talk to me about this inside a movie theatre people might hear you
Person 3: Actually we can hear you but continue, tell us more about this "European Bubble Butt (By X2 Tha P)"

by E.Rod305 October 15, 2020

Does this make my butt look big

a term women use to find a reason to break up with their boyfriends, ismilar to terms, such as people change and I'll think about it

by saying no, men imply that women are too skinny for their own good

by saying yes, they are insulting their grl and calling them fat.

by saying you look perfect, women infer that men are hesitant to answer meaning that they have no commitment to the relationship

FBMP: I <3 you
JT: Does This Make My butt look big?
FBMP: . . .

by FBMP April 20, 2004

stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas

To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.

The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.

by magusguy October 1, 2007

Does this make my butt look big

Trap

She put on her new skirt and asked me, "Does this make my butt look big?" I didn't say anything.

Well-played.

by mavizz December 15, 2011

queer anal butt fucking with vaseline

A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.

"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."

by ORLYGAYNLLOL July 29, 2008

put your own dick in your butt

common insult used over xbox live by players of Modern Warfare 2. this insult is used as a way of telling the insultee to shut up while also proposing that he/she is a homosexual.

Loser: "Yeah! Did you see me quick scope you?!"
I Thuggy I: "Put your own dick in your butt!"
Loser: ?
I Thuggy I: "Did I stutter fool?"

by Hykon June 21, 2010

Loose Leaf Paper Butt

An extremely flat or saggy ass.

Yo she got that loose leaf paper butt son.

by DatAzz January 24, 2010