You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022

Doing a bevsy

Going out for a quiet drink and it ending up into a proper session.

I’m in the doghouse here lad, only went out for one after work and ended up doing a Bevsy. Got in at 10am off my barnet and my bird finds me doing vlogs on poached eggs.

by DMoore3:16 September 4, 2021

what do we think about

I lack the will to put effort into thinking critically about something, please relieve me of this burden and tell me what to think so I can fit in with the herd.

"So, what do we think about trending controversial topic?"
"I don't know what 'we' think, but I think you're a fucking tool"

by Robert DeLaurenti July 10, 2023

Doing a John Opkins

John Opkins is an English voice actor renowned for his gift at doing a range of English accents.

‘That ain’t his real voice. He’s doing a John Opkins.’.

‘That geezer don’t talk like that normally. He’s just doing a John Opkins.’

by SwissMinty February 22, 2025

da do doris

The act of doing tricks on that dick

If she don’t da do doris on it I don’t want her

by Jul rizzle April 11, 2025

doing a diss

Variation on "diss", to diss something

A student doing a diss on antebellum lit tells me that one may never use the word "master."

by mikesand6688 August 3, 2023

doing a söderman

Doing a Söderman is a classic Swedish saying, "Att göra en Söderman".
Means that you will go to the toilet and pee. Usually said when a small group of people are already waiting for you.

"- Is everybody ready?
- No we are still waiting for Andreas, he is doing a Söderman"

by p-cake-lover September 10, 2018