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Screwed off the top like bottle caps

A Bahariterran way of calling someone or something crazy.
My aunt from Bahariterra is screwed off the top like bottle caps
by Island Brooio June 17, 2022
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Not a long curved fruit which grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.
*points at banana* what is this?
Lie: It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!
by CookieTheLoafer August 27, 2022
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Wash the olive oil off my hands

When a man is at dinner and there is a chick so hot at the next table that he can't wait until he gets home to rub one out. So he goes to the bathroom to get release.
Dude, there was this chick in a short black dress at the next table that was amazing. She was so hot, I needed to Wash the olive oil off my hands.
by Dave and Dan in Singapore November 16, 2022
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Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!
by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018
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take my hands off your ears

As when you are getting blown, the person giving gets how you like it.
You doing me so good I am gonna take my hands off your ears.
by Raw Hunter February 25, 2023
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Rip off your ass and hand it to you

To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
You disrespect me and I'll rip off your ass and hand it to you!!!
by IGKYA53 October 2, 2020
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Suck yo boy kelby off day

On October 5th if ya boy name is kelby you gotta give him head
Bro tomorrow is "Suck yo boy kelby off day" and I can't wait to suck him off
by Dj-wazzinadog October 4, 2021
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