the Professy Nigga is a person that spreads prophecies around to random people online. they also spelled “prophecy” wrong which adds to the humour. they choose their targets at random so people never know who’ll be next. their “prophecies” also seem to be complete nonsense.
Person A: hey someone told me last night that I was gonna lose a show
Person: that wasn’t a person, that was the Professy Nigga
Person: that wasn’t a person, that was the Professy Nigga
by whoknows717 July 11, 2021

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.
Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.
Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
by Renew is gay February 4, 2020

by The-rapist? December 24, 2021

Real Nigga winter is for real niggas, not basic ones. It starts on December 1st and ends on January 6th.
by 07082 August 27, 2021

A school nigga is a type of negro (The age does not matter) who hangs out at different schools because it does not have anything to do. This negro is a very aggressiv type and usually are not educated, so you can not communicate with it. Beware!
by DEATH TO ALL NIG NOGS November 23, 2017

Someone who does freaky stuff out of nowhere and says sexually out of pocket things that sound gay, especially in front of minors
by buttfart33 September 7, 2025
