Man-Cow Love

When a man loves his cows more than he could ever love a woman.

Man-Cow Love: When a dairy farmer spends more time and money on his cows than his girlfriend.

by farmerswife June 6, 2013

Stayner love triangle

A love triangle wherein a girl, preferably younger than 18, is being screwed by her older brother and by her father.

Me and Pa were throwing it to Missy last night... it is a real Stayner love triangle.

by Pasdaddy June 16, 2010

Am i loved?

No youre not

Person 1: Am I loved?
Mother: No

by Mymotherfoundmypornfolder March 12, 2021

Screaming Love Raccoon

A sexual act so heinous and depraved that it is considered a war crime in most countries. Not much about the nature of the actual act is known because most of the participants die within 48 hours of the act. All that is known for sure is that it involves and Brazilian wandering spider and is almost always fatal to all participants.

Nobody survives the screaming love raccoon.

by lowlychrismarks March 12, 2013

thai love links

A stupid ad that's hiding itself from all parts of it's own country by advertising illegail Thai immigrants on the internet and disguising it as a website to get a Thai wife from.

Ad: Find your Thai love beauty today!

Sad person: OMFg!!1111one i wuld lyek dat pls0!!111 thai love links are ftw!11one!

by Thailover May 9, 2010

eat pray love

verb. typically used to describe Caucasians who travel to less developed countries in a hope for self-discovery.

Sarah is feeling a little bit stressed, she has decided to go to a private resort in Bali to eat pray love.

by anonymous October 6, 2022

I love Emily

I love Emily. She is that one chick who every guy wants to smash like the titanic her tits are fucking ginourmous and I can't stand it I cum so hard at the sight of her body.

Guy 1 : OMG I LOVE EMILY SO MUCH SHE MADE ME CUM ON IMPACT!!
Guy 2: Wow you are so lucky I would kill to have that satisfaction.

by iloveemilyofficial October 28, 2019