Dirty Sturgeon

When having anal sex with two girls at the same time with your unwashed, smelly member. At the moment of orgasm, you pull out and have the second girl swallow your filthy load.

If you ever perform the Dirty Sturgeon with a couple a good looking girls, be careful of kissing the recipient afterword. There may be a huge amount of santorum on her lips afterward. This is fine if you are into that sort of thing.

by Mustache Wax July 26, 2011

dirty peasant

The old man that sits on the edge of the bench and asks you how your day was.
When you get off the bench you realize that he is collecting dog shit .

Life is not what it seemed to be child...

"How was your day?"
"Eeww get away you dirty peasant!!"

by ThatWierdoInTheCorner March 24, 2017

Dirty Annemijn

When you put mayonnaise on a laptop and shove it up someone's pussy until the mayonnaise is used as a replacement cum for lesbians. And then you lick it out. After a month you take it out for some goopy, gone-off mayonnaise.

Girl 1 - "Hey, I like you a lot. Wanna do a Dirty Annemijn?"
Girl 2- "Sure, as long as we have fresh mayonnaise."

by SebXtop September 29, 2021

Dirty Hayley

The act of trying to be the dominant one and your boyfriend shuts it down

Hey baby can I do a dirty Hayley tonight?
No I'm the dominant one and you are gonna beg for what you want from me now as punishment

by Naylz05 May 10, 2021

Dirty Hunter

When a sexy man licks on a cooch for too long, and the cooch becomes red. Sometimes used with period blood.

I heard Jeremy gave Samanthy a dirty hunter last night.

by idontwanttolollllfsdfs March 29, 2021

Dirty Kelley

This is when you're having sex and a leprechaun comes out of no where and smacks your partner in the face with his you know what.

I thought dirty Kelley's were a myth, I guess I was wrong.

by Daahhhaha April 14, 2020

dirty keenhole

(v.) To pass feces through a large gauge in his or her earlobe.
(n.) The act or fetish of passing feces through a person's earlobe piercing hole.

I saw that you had a large gauge ear piercing, as you know, I am into scat, I was wondering if you would be willing to try a dirty keenhole?"

by Jack Ripper1234 August 9, 2010