buy some weed off me later!

the sentence you scream at one of your customers while driving past

-customer walking down the street-
dealer: "HEY BRO, BUY SOME WEED OFF ME LATER!"

by Mitchyyy October 18, 2009

I'm gonna blow your head off

the spookiest threat

robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*

by fuck off m8 ya scrub July 11, 2018

I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020

Knock her off her feet

To knock someone off their feet is to be so impactful in someone's life, in typically a positive and affectionate way, that they are taken aback by the sudden force of their feelings for the person

In order for Edita to make time for someone they would really need to knock her off her feet!

by Ulo October 6, 2018

Going off like Leah on Contiki

To go crazy, like Leah would on a Contiki Tour

The party was shut down soon after Roger drank all the tequila and broke 3 tables while dancing on them, he was going off like Leah on Contiki!

Wow! That's really going off!

by Irons19 February 18, 2009

mugging me off like a 2 bit

taking for a ride like a hooker, taking the piss out of.

He's borrowed more cash from me, he's mugging me off like a 2 bit

by Custard October 5, 2006

Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018