A pair of boxers that you've jacked off into so consistently the fabric becomes soggy, just like apple jacks on a Saturday morning.
by Mr_Williams_Drink_Menu July 19, 2019

by OliverMufasaBoi February 4, 2022

Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.
by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024

a guy who jacks off so much that he’s just perfected a rolling motion and is ultimately a useless pleb. mostly used as a derogatory insult to someone who gets no pussy, but also can be used to describe a crew of circle jerking jack offs.
Look at these fucking jack rollers.
Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
by wshad3 November 13, 2022

by GoatMf February 13, 2023

Really just a sarcastic asshole, can be nice at times but makes you step back and wonder whether or not he's being serious... probably not.
Person: Hey did you hear the joke Jack made the other day?
Person 2: Are you sure he wasn't just being a dick?
Person 2: Are you sure he wasn't just being a dick?
by Henry||| March 20, 2017
