big fat gay motherfucker

when you're either in a rap battle or fighting with a homeless man for his big mac but run out words to say so you just say this. There's a 50/50 chance it will work and not.
if it does they will go home and cry in their basement in their moms house OR they get made and uppercut you balls to oblivion

homeles man:yo you want to steal my big mac from ME,well you meesed with the wrong broke man

you:(oh shit i cant think of anything,oh i know)you BIG FAT GAY MOTHERFUCKER CANT BEAT ME.

(homeless man procced to uppercut your balls and steals your car)

you never got the big mac ):

by hahahhaa amogus funny March 18, 2021

Take a gay dump on me

Similar to "Take a dump on me". Although instead of having someone's bowels emptied upon you, a homosexual (gay) person is referenced therefore adding the effect of the situation being even worse than when a normal dump has been taken on you.

Larson: Man my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night and broke up.
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?

by BKx69xDropScopes February 19, 2011

National Gay Brother Day

April 25th, The day of the year where you celebrate your gay brother(s) and brother-in-law(s)

Mom: are you going to wish your brother a happy National Gay Brother day? It was difficult for him to come out so we should celebrate for him.

Me: Yes I will wish him a happy National Gay Brother Day

by Queers-R-Us April 24, 2022

straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

Circ De Sole Gay

An amazing trick involving 20 gay men and 5 bar stools. A bar stool is turned up side down and set on the ground. 4 gays sit on the legs. Then each of them hold an up side down bar stool with four gays sitting on each leg. The result is 20 gay men all with bar stool legs up their asses towering in the air.

I went to the drag show last night and saw the most perfectly executed Circ De Sole Gay.

by mk3001 July 25, 2011

double dick gay juke

a juke so complete that you cannot escape it. As you move away to avoid a first juke, a second one comes at you from the other side and you find yourself stuck in a double dick gay juke. can be used in many different situations.

guy1: so i got yelled at work to change my days around so we could go watch that show, and she tells me shes going with someone else...
guy2: bro, you got double dick gay juked

by raph852 December 16, 2008

Straight-Gay Best Friend

A straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. They are attracted to the opposite sex, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. They struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-sexual. They enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.

Person 1: "How did you find that dress?"
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*

by People Against Pokes December 14, 2010