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TOFFEE FINGER 

When you are picking up dog poo and your finger goes through the poo bag.
Oh damn, my finger gone though the dog poo bag, I have a toffee finger, pass me a wipe please
TOFFEE FINGER by BLUESDAD July 16, 2022

Index finger up 

Means your a Bradford boy

A proper mush
Hard as nails
Joe Bell: *Raises his index finger up*
Emerson Wilson:” Omg joe bell is a proper mush”

Sneaky Finger

A Sneaky Finger is a life or death situation where the victim/friend/stranger has to have a a finger inserted into them for safety.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.

Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.

Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
Poor Guys Barely Breathing, Sneaky Finger?
Sneaky Finger by Sneaky Finger July 21, 2022

4 finger's up

u like the girl that u shoot photo with
4 finger's up mean u like the girl that u shoot photo with
4 finger's up by Crimin@l July 29, 2022

national fingering video day August 3rd 

National fingering video Day is placed on August 3rd as a sign too all the boys who have girlfriends or wives and are jus desperate for a nude video.
person #1 : Hey man, did u hear what's tomorrow?
person #2 : No? Why?
person #1: ITS national fingering video day!

national fingering video day August 3rd

Chicken Fingered 

The act of being fingered by someone with poorly cut and non-filed finger nails. The coarse nails of the fingerer leave the fingered feeling immense discomfort and pain.
"Ian didn't file his nails like I asked him, so for the first half of our sexy-time I was getting chicken fingered"
Chicken Fingered by Douglas Q August 15, 2022