shit on my face

To shit on one's face is to "mess", or kid with one's self. Similar to "Nah, I'm just shitting you".

Person a)"Dude, your Mum just died..."

Person b)"...Omg..."

Person a)"LOL! Nah I'm just shitting on your face!"

"<suprising comment>"

"Dude, dont shit on my face, are you serious?"

by K.1.3.R.4.N September 5, 2006

How's your face?

How's your face? Is a common gloating technique used the day after doing bodily harm to someone's face.

*day after winning a fight*
Winner: "How's your face?"
Loser: "f*** off!"
Winner: "want more?"
Loser: *sulks off*

by Dorjan September 7, 2011

roll-over face

The face a woman makes when, while sleeping and spooning, she turns over to reveal an ugly face. Possibly with her tongue out and drooling.

Yo, man, if your woman has a roll-over face, she got to go!

by A. Blinkin March 21, 2008

getting dog faced

Another euphamism for a guy masterbating that describes the expression on his face.

Why has Todd been in the bathroom so long? Is he getting dog faced in their?

by MrJCJones March 16, 2005

Face Grenade Eater

Some one who eats Face Grenades like it's their day job. This is a terrible thing to be, and only the biggest gaybos you've ever seen are one. Avoid being called this at all costs.

Also known as an FGE for short.

Garrett: Wow you are a huge Face Grenade Eater!

Fallon: I know, there's nothing I can do about it :(

by MTFjr February 7, 2008

Jew Face Killah

1. A hardcore, gangsta ass mothafucka who happens to be a Jew 2. One whose Synagogue you rob will cop you up and drown you in a bathtub, except on the Sabbath of course.

Don't fuck with Yuri, he's a Jew Face Killah that rains murda for the squelaz

by The Hebrew Hammer1 October 7, 2010

Good Face

First heard of in Ohio. Intended to be used as an insult to what a person looks like. Context used in a way which is a reflection of the speaker, not necessarily of the recipient. The nature of the speaker usually has a problem with concept. IE the speaker is a Fuck Head and there is a reason why you shouldn't fuck with some drugs.

After a fuck head put the crack pipe down, he went up to his Dad and said "Good Face", then proceeded to smoke his cock.

by Beast November 18, 2003