Irritatin' Tug 'n' Pull

When your woman would rather jerk you off than sleep with you because she is irritated as fuck.

Bitch was so pissy last night, all I could get out of her was the irritatin' tug 'n' pull.

by zombunny November 5, 2010

Pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.

A term used in Call Of Duty to express how much you raped the other team. The outside world won't know this, so you may use it as a bragging tool in everyday situations.

1: Aww man. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders, all day every day. 120 kills and 29 deaths.
2: Kickass day at the beach. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.

by J_syntax June 29, 2011

Pull a Clemson

To have 4 or more straight 10 win seasons. To not lose to anyone outside the top 10 for 4 or more years. To be a consistent powerhouse. To repeatedly beat SEC teams.

Ohio State just "Pulled a Clemson" in the playoffs against Alabama. pull a clemson

by Blark35 September 7, 2015

Double Fisted Penis Pull

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.

John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010

pull up a stool

when needing a poo ,the act of sucking the brown stuff back up using the anus muscle.
used in time of not being able to take a shit.

had a nightmare at work the other day,didnt go for my morning poo.by the afternoon i had to pull up a stool,to late it resulted in a snap off.....

by mart70 April 27, 2009

pulling a ryan dunn

the act of getting completely shitfaced and then getting in your car, crashing it; car exploding, and you dying.

friend: dude, you're wasted. give me your keys. you don't want to end this night by pulling a ryan dunn, do you?

by toxictoby June 22, 2011

pulled a rabbit out of the hat

(n.)

1.) Phrase one uses when someone pulls off an amazing stunt or feat that all said persons friends swore was impossible.

"So apparently John actually got her to have sex with him."
"Now way, she's head of the cheer leading squad and he's just a tech nerd!"
"Ya man, she admitted it too."
"Wow, I guess John really pulled a rabbit out of the hat this time huh?..."

by Fa-Rhino April 10, 2009