Jay Time

A mythical time zone where the phrase “I’ll call you back in 10 minutes” can mean anything from never to sometime next week. Common among people who consistently promise to return calls but vanish into the abyss of procrastination and distractions. Similar in vibe to "Pakistan Time," where punctuality is a fluid concept.

"Don’t wait by the phone, bro — he’s running on Jay Time again."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."

by RunningOnJayTime July 30, 2025

Time is come

Time is come is an expression from a french forum who means a big blindside in Survivor.

example : Time is come. They wanted to play like this… I'm gonna show them so how to play…

by Formi November 11, 2017

Chloroseptic time

Numbing iof the throat when giving a blowjob. So no gag and can take more inches.

She told him when she got home it was chloroseptic time.

by Puddyboot October 30, 2025

On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.

J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."

by Derpinmerpin January 18, 2025

Copenhagen Time

Basicly a synonym to "Gay Time"

It is Copenhagen Time at the Club

by HeliosExtremus June 15, 2019

stick time

The amount of time a big-rig driver spent driving a big-rig.

He was chosen for the run because he had more stick time than the other three drivers.

by JCA/Bremerton July 15, 2017

Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.

7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time

by DarthFox January 31, 2017