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Jack Symons

by Pikathej3w January 19, 2021
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Jack Reed

A short blonde man child everyone loves even if it might not seem like it
That Jack Reed always livens up my day
by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023
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Jack Cooper

The pilot from Titanfall 2 who probably has wet dreams about his Titan BT-7274
Rifleman 1: I heard Jack Cooper got a promotion. He's now a pilot.

Rifleman 2: I heard he has wet dreams about his Titan
by atp engineer March 13, 2025
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Jack

jack is someone how is so cute you will just look at him and fall instantly in love with him. he is kind ,caring and smart he can be depressed sometimes but you just have to be there for him he is close to his family and knows how to have fun you will always want a jack in your life
I am in like with Jack
by bluedog2 December 26, 2018
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Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.
"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."
by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019
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Jack Off Jill

An awesome alternative/ rock/ riot grrl band. They had two albums, Sexless Demons and Scars (1996) and Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (2000). It was founded in 1992 by Jessicka Addams when she was only 16. She used to write lyrics for songs before that. The original band line up was Jessicka Addams, Agent Moulder, Tenni Ah-Cha-Cha and Michelle Inhell.

They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!
Take a souvenir and stop ur staring
Just cuz I am screaming,dont mean I am sharing -N**i Halo by Jack Off Jill
by k3r0sen May 2, 2023
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Jack

Look some balls, kinda like King Kong Balls

Jack
by LegChef November 22, 2021
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