urban dictionary

a place where edgy 12 year olds lie about them getting laid and calling people slurs. meanwhile they have school in the morning and their bedtime is 9 pm

guy 1: damn, urban dictionary is filled with trolls and ragebait nowadays.
guy 2: yeah it's toxic asf

by deputydipshit June 21, 2025

Urbanitis

a disease causing one to be obsessed with looking different words up on urbandictionary.com. Usually, the person is so addicted, they let everyone know what words "really mean"

Cindy-"did you know my name means slut?"
Marcy-"where did you hear that from?...Urban dictionary again?"
Cindy-"yess...how'd you know?"
Marcy-"face it Cindy...you have a bad case if Urbanitis"

by FakeMarcy March 11, 2010

urban donkey

urban donkey
When Urban dic does not post your word

Oh Urban Donkey will not release my dope ass new word
They are a COCKWOBBLE

by FPatch Smeites Bonetown urban August 17, 2022

urban dictionary

when you need a definition, you go to this website to find it :)

man 1: what does this word mean bro?
man 2: idk man, look it up on urban dictionary :)

by shaylee kreayze November 20, 2020

Urban Reject

Closing the Urban Dictionary book.

1: "I'm an Urban Reject, therefore I'm finally putting an end to urbandictionary.com"

2: "All my life, I believed I never copied what anyone does... and that I could do my own thing. But here I am... updating myself to the newest slang fad... God I'm such a hypocrite. Therefore... I'm closing the book on urbandictionary.com"

by foolwicked August 30, 2010

urban dictionary

a dark, dark, place

i went on the urban dictionary today, I regretted my being alive.

by swagboi78 May 1, 2021

urban distancing

To avoid a former best buddy because of a banal quarrel.

Within a small town quite a challenge.
Sets all your friends under pressure because the one who is doing "urban distancing"

expects that you are acting the same way he does to his former buddy.

If you don't follow him doing "urban distancing" - he will leave in a huff.

He is urban distancing him again.

"Why are you urban distancing me?"
"He you! Are you doing a little bit urban distancing again?"
"Stop urban distancing him! You are both my friends!"

by princess2020 May 25, 2020