two finger pussy dance

The at home cat massage technique that will have your cat saying ME-OHHH YEAH!

Uneducated Person: "What are you doing to your cat?"

Educated Person: "Two finger pussy dancing! The two finger pussy dance is the only way to MAKE YOUR OLD PUSSY PURR LIKE A KITTEN AGAIN!"

by izakt July 13, 2011

peter peter pussy eater

Male genitalia that devours vagina.

He used his pussy eater all night long.

by Christine February 13, 2004

Dip Shit Pussy Bitch

What you say when you couldn't care less about the person talking, or if they are just so goddamn stupid they should screw a goat at a zoo. No comeback has ever been invented to combat this insult.

Teacher: Remember, Pythagoras' theorum is c2=a2+b2

Student: Pythagoras has an ass in his books!

Teacher: WHAT WAS THAT?

Student: Fuck you goddamn dip shit pussy bitch!!!

Teacher: ...

by J03pH1SH November 14, 2009

I don’t eat pussy

1. The words a man can say to a woman that will ruin their relationship, turns him from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.

Louise: on a scale of one to ten, how good would you say you are at eating pussy.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.

2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.

by nutella137 July 18, 2020

Pussy Ass White Boy

a white boi who talks shit but cant back it.

mike who hits girls cuz he cant hold his own to a guy.

by white chocolate January 17, 2004

Hot Nickel Ball on a Pussy

The first track on the second Filthy Frank album, "Pink Season."

Hey man, wanna listen to Hot Nickel Ball on a Pussy?

by KrayZWT February 22, 2017

Pussy Juice Cock Cannon

Note: only possible with a female who squirts when she ejaculates.

The act of you and your partner cumming at the same time and playing swords with the ejaculation streams.

Me and my girlfriend tried a pussy juice cock cannon, and it got all over the place.

by The Whisper May 18, 2010