i got a new cat

every emo kids excuse

person 1: hey whats that on your arm?
emo kid : oh nothing i got a new cat?

by omgeep June 10, 2009

I will not meet you in Scotland

This is opposite to "I'll meet you in Scotland"

When a man DOES NOT shove one finger (or two) in a woman's vagina, and another one (or two) in her anus. He then proceeds to touch his two (or four) fingers together inside of her body

"Yo i'll meet you in Scotland"
"I will not meet you in Scotland"

by HotttttWheelsssss November 24, 2009

i want big boobs

when a girl has small boobs and want bigger ones

i want big boobs soooooo bad

by mosthated.princess October 15, 2017

I beg your pardon

Englishman asking for something to be repeated.

Get your balls of my face
I beg your pardon?
You heard what i fucking said

by BritishsSpoon March 20, 2020

Fucking A, I feel grody.

The greeting used by college students. Akin to "Hey, what's up?"

Room mate: " Fucking A, I feel grody. "
Me: "Me too, man. Fuck this weather."

by ilurfthislife September 2, 2011

I Love Her Necklace

A phrase one uses when complimenting a female’s (usually a celebrity’s) boobies

“Did you see these promo photos of Anya Taylor-Joy in Emma? I love her necklace”

by bowiepinups November 18, 2020

All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses

Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action

Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name

Alex just lost at foosball:

Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."

Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."

by excuses... July 1, 2009