Waffle Face

Waffle face is the pinnacle of unatractiveness. Waffle face far exceeds butt ugly, and is ugliness at its ugliest. Ugly in ways that defy logic or explanation.

Waffle Face makes broccolli face seem attractive. Waffle Face looks like she got hit in the face with a waffle iron. She is so ugly I can not look at her. Waffle Face has a face that even a mother could not love.

by Wild Bill Blackstar August 14, 2012

Face the Wall

The acceptable command the morning after, when, with all dignity lost, one more pork is a must.

"Face the wall"
"Im not going to do that, why? (giggling)"
"Face the fucking wall"

by Roflmoose June 19, 2011

Fore Skin Face

A dick head.

Eww get your dirty hands of me foreskin face

by El BartoFo March 27, 2003

so is your face

A comeback to just about anything. Commonly used by a teenage girl named Cat.

Girl one: That bag is so ugly

Girl two: So is your face we just don't say anything about it

Girl three: Damn girl you just got dissed

by OnceUponATime January 12, 2008

Skinhead smiley face

When one makes someone else bite a curb and then stomps on the back of there head.

Dude you hear that Jake gave Jermaine a skinhead smiley face and now Jermaine is in the hospital about to die.

by BabyJake February 12, 2009

Resting bitch face

A resting bitch face is a bitch or angry person in general who just has a mad looking face. No one wants to approach them because they look like an angry dog. Someone with a resting bitch face does NOT have to be a bitch, but they look like one.

*whispers* 'Chantelle, oh she has a resting bitch face.'

by moss0234 November 12, 2018

in the face ass nigga

A term usede in philly to poke fun at anything one of your peoples are doing

Man you ol' wearin overalls in the summer in the face ass nigga.
Man you ol' aint got no money for the club in the face ass nigga.
Mann you ol' aint got no hoes in the face ass nigga

by Earl Williams May 21, 2006