Monday Left Me Broken

Monday Left me broken 💔💔
Tuesday I was through with hoping 😞😞🙏🙏
Wednesday my empty arms were open ✋️✋️✋️
Thursday Waiting for love, waiting for love 😞🔫

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by menameiscaleb July 20, 2023

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you have stake in me

you have rights on me.

- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!

by ZJane November 15, 2010

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Somebody shoot me in the ass

Slang that it used when somebody is talking nonsense or when somebody is starting to getting you angry for what he/she saying.

Mary: how can you say this dress is blue. It’s white not blue.

Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.

Mary: it’s white.

Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.

by Hypie November 22, 2021

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The greatest anime of all time. Don't google it because you won't find it on google. Google doesn't want you to know about this amazing new hit anime that dropped called "Fart for me Piggie!! 2". This hit sequel to the original "Fart for me Piggie!" continues the tale of the unnamed protagonist on his quest to make the titular piggie fart for him. The genre of the anime is dramedy.

John: "Man, I can't wait to watch the new episode of 'Fart for me Piggie!! 2' that just released on Crunchyroll"
Tyler: "What the fuck are you talking about, there is no such thing as an anime called 'Fart for me Piggie!! 2'. Please seek psychiatric help, John."
John: "ha ha I wonder if the piggie will fart"

by Sussy Bazinga June 2, 2023

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