Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.

“That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.”

by aight-I’m-out February 26, 2024

colonial times

A hairstyle in which your hair is in a low ponytail. Just like how they wore it in colonial times.

I love having my hair in the colonial times!

by urmom69696969696969 February 27, 2024

Austin time

When a person named Austin says "its austin time" and austins all over the place

Austin: "It's Austin Time!"
Bob: "No I don't want to get austined!"
Austin: *austined all over the place*

by rogue109 March 1, 2024

An infinite amount of time

Why anything now?

Hym "If you have an infinite amount of time... Why anything now, Jordan? Why anything later? You could have an eternity of instant gratification or you could defer gratification for an eternity. Our lives are rendered meaningless by eternity. Which is why your God is evil. And needs to die."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

for the one time

another way of saying "fuck it we ball" or "yolo"

"do it for the one time"

by yeetfios March 4, 2024

Austin-Time

When someone named Austin locks in and chants "It's Austin-time" and "austined" all over the place

Austin: It's Austin-Time!
Girl: No stop!
Austin: *austined all over the place*

by NoPrinterAllFax March 4, 2024

Time Dysphoria

The feeling of unsatisfaction in your current time period, where you feel like you should've been born in a certain time period or want to live a certain lifestyle from a certain time period

"I wish I was living in the 80s"
"Oh, you have Time Dysphoria"

by Zukai March 8, 2024