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The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 21, 2024
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Jacked Off

I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.
by Gilba May 6, 2022
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Being a Jack

Being unbelievably stupid and saying dumb things
Person 1: Hes not ethiopian hes christian
Person 2: Stop being a jack
by Animeuser1234 February 11, 2020
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Jack

They call him "monsieur trop sexy" in France and is known nation wide as they beauty of the beast. His charm can only be tamed by the lucky few who make a place in his heart.Not only this but, he is courageous and never gives up, furthermore he possesses true skill and the might of a living god. His ability's stretch far and wide ranging through the hundreds including : charming personality, ability to hall ass and on occasion a good hair style . Last but not least he can woo his way to any woman's heart .
wow, is that Jack? He's so beautiful
Jack looks like he could hall some ass
by not_fog68 June 11, 2018
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Jack the goalie

He is a goalie.he sits with kassidy
by I8ujuuui April 7, 2022
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Jack Doherty

The most insufferable being on the face of the earth. Jack Doherty is a youtuber in his 20s who likes to mock and annoy innocent people who are trying to get about their day. Doherty is only capable of doing this as he has bodyguards who stop innocent people standing up for themselves. Jack probably would not be able to do any of his acts without a bodyguard as he such a pussy that he would pribably get curbstomped by litteraly anyone who tried to react to any of his "pranks". Jack doherty has more money than sense, but is worth fuck all, especially after paying OF models to go out with him to make him stop feeling insecure about his height and childish personality.
Jack doherty to a father and his child: "fuck you pussy"
Father going about his day: "HEY, YOU CANT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF A CHILD"
Jack Doherty: "what you gonna do about it, i am richer than you, i drive a Ferrari at 21 and own a 4 million dollar house"
Father tries to get close to jack: Bodyguard steps in to stop jack getting battered.
by Lukeyjoe May 22, 2024
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Jack shut up

Jack is a name that annoying people usually have. Or cool people. "Jack shut up" is what you say when your friend named Jack is getting a little annoying and corny.
Jack: "Blah Blah Blah"
Devan: "Jack shut up"
by yeptotally August 23, 2025
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