Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.

Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.

by skkkys March 22, 2024

Numb Nuts

Lacks intelligence. Very dumb.

Lang will you ever stop being a numb nuts

by Pheef008 March 27, 2024

DEPRESSED NUT

When you are engaging in coitus with any species and before the act can be committed the partner in question suspends coitus leaving you hard with no way to deal with it.

Damn I am now a depressed nut

by nameofpsudo March 28, 2024

Nut house

A place where they keep people like you. That's nuts!

I got sent to the nut house when I was 5. That's where I met Taylor Swift!

by SomeonewholikesYES. March 28, 2024

Deez Nuts

DN

“Hey I sent a risky text to Landon last night”
“What’d he say”
“Trip, fall, and landon DEEZ NUTS”

by Ramenslayer336 June 22, 2021

On My Nuts

When Bird tries to reveal that she’s a man which also reveals that Dark was gay this entire time.

On my nuts.

by RealDark June 23, 2021

cunt a nut bread

Two parts cunt , 1 part nut ferment for 2 weeks unearth the bread.

Next guy, eat the cunt a nut bread at your own risk

by Geo P June 24, 2021