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Kuren Time

The act of when an individual can't or won't do the work, but, when enough pressure is applied shit gets done whether right or wrong.
He was assigned to finish an essay for his history class that he never attended. One hour before the class he said, "Fuck it" - Kuren Time
by Alex Tschoksy May 30, 2018
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doubling time

The time required for a value to double. In the COVID-19 pandemic, doubling time is measured in days and typically applies to the number of deaths or confirmed cases for a country or state.
Initially, the total number of COVID-19 deaths in New York had a doubling time of 2 days but now it has slowed down to 5 days.

Increasing the doubling time of hospitalizations by even a day can have a big positive effect on the system.
by DrRascal April 11, 2020
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Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016
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Relapsation Time

A short amount of time, be it hours or days, in which you avoid life by falling back into a bad habit and avoid confronting it by telling people you're "relaxing" in your room, when really you're hiding from reality.
"Man Caleb won't come out of his room, says he's got a lot of homework this weekend"
"Nah man, it's just his relapsation time, he's watching all of The West Wing in two days"
by Hickorysmoked April 26, 2015
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time-sharing

"Social multitasking" --- spending "quality time" with two or more "close friends" (i.e., pals whom you are so comfy with that you don't mind being "up close and personal" with them.
Time-sharing can be lots of fun and wonderfully soul-soothing emotional support for everyone involved... for example, a big flexible-limbed dude can either take a relaxing country-lane stroll hand-in-hand with his two favorite chicks ambling placidly along on either side, or he can sit on a park-bench between his two blinky-eyed admirers and cradle one of the nice girls in each arm. Or a warm-hearted cutie can lift up her t-shirt and "suckle" two "milk-thirsty" guys at once, or she can lounge back into one guy's arms while casually draping her legs over into another mushy-hearted male admirer's lap so that he can massage her feet and knead her calves.
by QuacksO March 28, 2017
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