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Urban Dictionary

A website where it is almost impossible to find a definition where no one is talking about sex god damit!
Me: Ay! Lets try to search up Hillary Clinton!
Result: The biggest bitch in the world who would have screwed up America
Me: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ok.....
How about intersectionality, that's pretty obvious to be something weird.
Result: To be fucked up in more ways than one.
Me: (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) *inhales*
Me again: ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

My note: if you are ever going to use this website, please, make your life better by talking an actual dictionary and READ GOD DAMIT!

This is defined as stupid like, HEY if your going to use uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy (The owners should delete this) use something else.
by hellomam June 14, 2019
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urban golf

playing golf in crowded areas especial town centres where the fun beggins
urban golf getting a golf ball putting it down a jus hitting it anywhere to see where it lands
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urban confessional

The act of using the Urban Dictionary as a confessional to confess things. These confessions are about various things. Many people do this in Urban Dictionary due to the ability to use a pseudonym as a username. This satisfies the feeling of the need to confess. At the same time it ensures that the confessor remains anonymous due to using the fake names as usernames (not everyone on here uses a fake name as a username, nut the large majority do).

I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.
Sandra: "Ted Rimmel Jr is actually doing as he said. He said if Urban Dictionary posted his definition of Oedifession he would post at least 100 definitions of other words that support proving his Oedipus Complex, him being in love with his mother, and about his mother being his girlfriend. Ted is actually following through on his promise!"

Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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Urban Dictionary

Where memes were made
Guys lets watch this new Documentary on memes

First topic: Urban Dictionary
by Mooseoink September 15, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

THE dictionary, when you got no physical dictionary around you, but... well... internet!
Some Girl: "Hey, do you know what the definition of Phantom is?
Some Boy: "Nah, but the Website Urban Dictionary sure does!!
by cyberdemoman September 2, 2018
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fruity urban baboon

dont read urban dictionary where they dont allow you to actually post real insuots like the n word or these fruity urban baboons well block you
by RIOT1 KILL ALL JEWS December 19, 2020
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