Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
by OstracizedElite May 23, 2015
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Get the 10457-2215-2219 Are One Thing And That Is Being A Monochromatic Trajectorial Pamper Fondlermug. It's during a sexual intercourse. The male dips one time then finishes and zips his pants. This happens maybe the first time the male has sexual intercourse and it's quite embarrassing.
Guy: Dude i completely embarrased myself last night with Janna.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy: I one dip zipped...
Guy 2: Ahh shit man.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy: I one dip zipped...
Guy 2: Ahh shit man.
by SiXeH November 23, 2013
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You: Have you heard anything about the quest One Clap Two Clap You Clapped?
Friend: All I know is that it’s a cut quest.
Clapios Primo: Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
Friend: All I know is that it’s a cut quest.
Clapios Primo: Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021
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