Jack is so nice he is the love of my life. And even though we would fight sometimes we get back together again.
Jack I love You
by Johk November 12, 2021
Get the Jackmug. 1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
by Sexydimma June 29, 2012
Get the Jack Danielsmug. by LOSERGAYLOSERGAY September 9, 2022
Get the Jackmug. he a loving man. you cant meet anyone who is more loving.
he is really helpful kind and caring man.
jack is a loving name and a smart kid.
he is really helpful kind and caring man.
jack is a loving name and a smart kid.
by Romanboss December 26, 2019
Get the jackmug. by JackWantschek's admirer January 2, 2022
Get the Jack Wantschekmug. Someone that randomly pops into your life and sweeps you off your feet. Finding a Jack is really rare, so keep them close. Jack is loyal, smart, hardworking, funny, and will not just be your significant other, but Jacks are wonderful friends to. Be careful with them, they have feelings too and actually care, so just go ahead and talk it out because they are NOT leaving you behind. He will also change his bad habits for you, because Jack loves and he loves hard. Be patient. It's all worth it. Oh! and Jack is also one sexy man and needs a real woman, so don't mess around. He will put a ring on it!
by Amber Conway November 20, 2025
Get the Jackmug. An infamously horrible video by YouTuber Jacksfilms the video was infamously horrible because the video was purely sponsored slop with feeling more like a Nickelodeon special than a YouTube video
by Welsh Pro on YouTube January 16, 2025
Get the Jack To The Futuremug.