ɡərlz baɡ (noun):
A mysterious, bottomless pit of style, survival, and semi-organized chaos slung over a shoulder or clutched with purpose. Contents may include but are not limited to: five lipsticks in the same shade, receipts from 2019, gum with one lonely piece left, keys that play hide-and-seek, a mini hair salon, an entire pharmacy, snacks (for mood swings), and a wallet with exactly $0.83 in change.
✨Fashion Status: It's not just an accessory—it's a personality. A girl’s bag says, “I’m ready for brunch, heartbreak, and a zombie apocalypse—simultaneously.”
A mysterious, bottomless pit of style, survival, and semi-organized chaos slung over a shoulder or clutched with purpose. Contents may include but are not limited to: five lipsticks in the same shade, receipts from 2019, gum with one lonely piece left, keys that play hide-and-seek, a mini hair salon, an entire pharmacy, snacks (for mood swings), and a wallet with exactly $0.83 in change.
✨Fashion Status: It's not just an accessory—it's a personality. A girl’s bag says, “I’m ready for brunch, heartbreak, and a zombie apocalypse—simultaneously.”
"Veronika pulled a phone charger, a Tide pen, and a mini bottle of hot sauce out of her girl's bag like it was Mary Poppins meets Sephora."
by yushahaa May 02, 2025
Someone who desperately tries to be something they aren't for attention. This person is super obnoxious and does the most annoying things even after they are aware that people hate it. This person begs for attention from a guy or girl, but has several flaws in their personality that they try to make up for in stereotypical attributes that someone would like.
Person 1: Kid across the street says he's a skater.
Person 2: HA! What a joke. He can't even do an ollie on the grass.
Person 1: What a bag of rocks.
Person 1: Can you believe this kid keeps singing in Discord calls?
Person 2: Yeah! He's such a bag of rocks.
Person 2: HA! What a joke. He can't even do an ollie on the grass.
Person 1: What a bag of rocks.
Person 1: Can you believe this kid keeps singing in Discord calls?
Person 2: Yeah! He's such a bag of rocks.
by gammaraytray February 24, 2021
by Big Bird 🐦 January 01, 2022
by #1HAG July 13, 2024
A phrase or term used in which you have no other ways of getting luck and resort to getting teabagged by your friends and that will somehow turn out good for you.
by idkjustdealwithit August 18, 2011
The professional wrestler and brother of Hulk Hogan. Instead of yelling out "brother" at the end of every sentence, he yells out "Bitch" like the famous cook: Jesse Pinkman, or "Mommy" like the submissive slut he claims to be. Don't let that fool you, he'll put you on the ground in the ring and he won't let up. He has his special move called "Planetary Absorption" where he jumps and lands stomach first on his opponents. EVERYBODY GET READY FOR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG HINGERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN
Wow, I can't wait to watch Bag Hingerman at his next show. I heard he's tackling the whole Among Us cast
by LEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKKK January 20, 2023
by PLANTAINBONER May 31, 2020