The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 21, 2024
Get the The Turbo Jackmug. I worked for that scumbag allen Jackson for over a week and when it came time to pay me he handy jacked me.
by Big boppe5 September 27, 2021
Get the Handy jackedmug. Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community
by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018
Get the jack alexander jonesmug. An Project Sekai: Colorful Stage player with the skill of a God.
He's played with things, doing things and playing on things.
Jack is crazy
Be scared of him.
He's played with things, doing things and playing on things.
Jack is crazy
Be scared of him.
"Hey Becky Baldhead did you hear of that guy who played Becoming Potatos with Potatos?
Jack?
Yeah him.
Jack?
Yeah him.
by TsutsuKaskas October 21, 2022
Get the Jackmug. 
Jack is such a homosexual. He breaks the bounds of homosexuality. He is known to sleep with at least 27 guys at once. He is one the most sus person ever on the face of planet earth, just behind James Charles and Shane Dawson. Can usually be spotted sweating out rainbow six siege and kissing a picture of defending operator warden. This is a sign of mega gay. He is annoyed easily. I think he’s a smelly poo poo. HAHA NOW UR A HOMOSEXUAL
Jack is a homosexual
by Tw only wonky March 19, 2021
Get the Jackmug. the most sexually driven guy you'll ever meet jack is only attracted to hot girls and is one of the best hockey player you'll ever know jack is super awesome and if you know one you are a lucky person
by delatgurpt October 17, 2019
Get the Jackmug.