Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

by Man_5 September 6, 2013

we all do things the way we do

A sentence you can use as an answer to anything, especially if you don't know what to say or if you didn't listen, regardless of context.

Iza tells Gopal a story about something she regrets, but he didn't really pay attention to what exactly happened in her story

Gopal: "It's alright Iza, we all do things the way we do"

by bemjanin September 20, 2020

Doing a Bill

(v.) When it's your first time at the club and you get so smashed your friends have to literally drag you back home in what resembles a military operation.

Hey guys, please come down here and help me pick him up! He's doing a Bill!

by Bombius Sheeppius December 25, 2020

She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from

She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from

Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023

I’ll do it tomorrow

One of the top 10 most used lies that is used to get out of shit you don’t want to do

Mom: Go clean your room
Little Timmy: I’ll do it tomorrow

by Bellaz January 12, 2022

I Wish Never To Do People Wronr I

I Wish Never To Do People Wronr I

I Wish Never To Do People Wronr I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

Doing the Skibidi Toilet

When you put a toilet ring around your neck and give someone a rimjob.

Person 1: How was the date last night dude?
Person 2: Oh it was amazing, she was doing the skibidi toilet on me
Person 1: What?

by Xvob January 4, 2025