jack stott

A smell so horrific, it can cause death to anyone who inhales it. The word originates from a rather large male from the North East of England.

The word can also be used to describe an obese, friendless person who is bad in bed.
Example 1:

"Bloody hell mate, what's that smell?"

"I'm not sure, but it's smells like Jack Stott's in the room"

Example 2:

"Christ, I met this girl last night and she was a right Jack Stott"
by JackYouHaveABeautifulBumhole February 13, 2016
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a jacking surprise

When you're just having a wank and you unexpectedly let out a load.
boy: Ahh man A jacking surprise?!!!
mom: What the hell
boy: Dont look!
by Person Jerd February 16, 2016
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Cracker-jacking-it

When you use a word or term you don't really know, kinda superficially.
Jim subscribes to dictionary.com's twitter, and he's always Cracker-jacking-it (the words) at me.
by therealdrag01 September 11, 2009
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Jack Fearn

Gets lots of sleep, reduces distractions and tries hard to get that positive nine-to-eight ratio.
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jack the shitter

ME: Hey Matthew, we are gonna have to start calling you "jack the shitter"
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Jack-zone

A mental state of unbridled, irrepressible arousal that one's faculties are rendered useless to his/her environment for a brief moment in time, or until said state of arousal has come to fruition.
Joshua: So what happened next?
David: She pulled out a dildo and went to town on herself.
Joshua: What did you do?
David: I got up and said, "Yo, I'm gonna roll out."
Joshua: What did she say to that?
David: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Joshua: Dude. She was in the Jack-zone.
by dumpburgers August 19, 2010
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On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
person 1- “yo whats today?”

person 2-“its may 2nd

person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”

person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”

to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
by pussyfairy May 02, 2022
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