Extremely popular high school which has amazing sports, ugly uniforms, and whores. The thing that ties this school together is that it is a simulation. No one can name the location of this school. Hell, I can’t even name a normal person who attends SJV. Because it is not a real fucking school so now the joke is over. It is not real. Wake up.
by idontcareshush December 27, 2022

That One School Where Kids Keeping Moaning And going Ooh, Safety Constantly, The 7th Science Teacher Spams Worksheets, And Allows People To Eat. AND THE FOOTBALL TEAM IS TRASHY.
Hughesville JR/SR High School, The Annoying School.
Me: Walks Into School
Random Kid: (Moaning Tone) OOH, SAFETY!
Me: Hits Them With My Instrument.
Me: Walks Into School
Random Kid: (Moaning Tone) OOH, SAFETY!
Me: Hits Them With My Instrument.
by Your_Mom_LOL March 28, 2022

Known for the funniest class ever in history (804). Funny popular kids. A bunch of clowns in 7/8. iPhone SE’s. THICCOLASSSSSSSS. A man who had a shit load of tik tok followers. Kids who did Washroom Wednesday. The people who go to St Matts in 2019 are having a great time at least for the 7-9.
by Biggest Jester August 28, 2019

Division II school with a Division III population.
It has a backwoods feel to the school, being in Brookhaven, but that's just a veneer, most of the people here are self centered snobs.
This school is too dangerous to go to, with all the tax evaders, fraud and people extorting you constantly.
This school killed relationships with my family, relationships with people from college, close friends, acquaintances.
The school has a sleazebag culture of people constantly cheating on each other, people constantly harassing people with slander, it's like the trashy parts of Jersey mixed with the rapey-ness of New York's amish country. If they ever made Eyes Wide Shut 2 it would take place at this school, the people there are really that terrible.
It has a backwoods feel to the school, being in Brookhaven, but that's just a veneer, most of the people here are self centered snobs.
This school is too dangerous to go to, with all the tax evaders, fraud and people extorting you constantly.
This school killed relationships with my family, relationships with people from college, close friends, acquaintances.
The school has a sleazebag culture of people constantly cheating on each other, people constantly harassing people with slander, it's like the trashy parts of Jersey mixed with the rapey-ness of New York's amish country. If they ever made Eyes Wide Shut 2 it would take place at this school, the people there are really that terrible.
The Gilgo Beach Serial killer was the architect of Bellport High School, when asked about the constant drinking around the time the bodies were found the students replied he had money and that they liked the stairwell.
by allofmynot January 22, 2024

I've already hooked up with a freshman, sophomore and junior. To complete my high school dinger I just need a senior.
by Illuminati14 October 07, 2013

by I love pussy pussy marijuana April 10, 2022

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Washington & Lee High School.
Person 1:Where is that????
Person 2: Exactly!
Person 2: Washington & Lee High School.
Person 1:Where is that????
Person 2: Exactly!
by jessiboo-nattiekins February 27, 2014
