Skip to main content

cunt

You
by Your Missing Dad July 19, 2022
mugGet the cuntmug.

Cunting Off

Exiting stage left like a cunt. As per Boris Johnson from the Tory Party leadership campaign or the England football team from Euro 2016.
I'm cunting off here, just like Boris.
by DRSR3V July 1, 2016
mugGet the Cunting Offmug.

Double Cunted

When your playing Lego 2K Drive with your bros and you get cunt EMP blasted by bro number 1 to be chain EMP by bro number 2 thus you have been Double Cunted
Catching Wolfrunner on the final lap the cunt hit me with an EMP Blast Ridglab rolled up and also hit me with an EMP blast that fucking cunt (Double cunted is the process of being fucking in Mario kart or clones by EMP blast)
by Dickus Maximus November 14, 2023
mugGet the Double Cuntedmug.

Cunt

Shorty is a cunt,she thinks only for dick.
by Pjthedogman September 7, 2023
mugGet the Cuntmug.

cunt swisher

Someone who swishes their tongue deep in cunt.
Dude, you're totally a cunt swisher.
How?
I heard you with Alyssa last night, bro.
by Tylssa November 29, 2016
mugGet the cunt swishermug.

Exodus of cunts

A large, loud, slow moving, inebriated instance of students.

Similar in its descriptive classification to a herd of cows, gaggle of geese of murmuration of starlings.

Exodus—noun

A going out; a departure or emigration, usually of a large number of people.

Cunts~noun

Being used in one of the more obviously justified and easily contextually interpretive applications of the phrase.

A group (number unknown, but often greater than 5), with no regard or empathy for others residing in their (very likely) temporary "study based" surroundings, due to the overly excessive and unfiltered consumption of intoxicating substances, along with a distinctly unjustified highly inflated opinion of their own self worth.

Often heard at 'fuck-off' in the morning shouting/screaming inaudible dialect, sometimes at each other, or diversely partaking in what could only really be interpreted as a vague attempt to "sing", commonly accompanied by clapping.

Similar to having a cloned collection of the local, mostly deaf, tramp tanked up on methylated spririt and wailing karaoke/football chants at each other, in semi-unison, or otherwise, whilst rudimentarily trying to find one hand with another on a trailer being dragged through town by a milk float.

Also applicable as a phrase to encompass certain groups of sports fans (with some minor contextual adjustment).
"Punch me in the face and call me Whitney! What the very shit is all that ruckus at this time of the fuck-off?!"

"Clearly an exodus of cunts"
by The $h4d0w February 9, 2019
mugGet the Exodus of cuntsmug.

Hunt for cunt

/hənt fɔ r kənt/
exhortation (sexual)
scatological derivative of the 'need for speed' catch phrase as popularized in the film Top Gun; 1986

(1) Religious - incantation proffered by chronic losers as a desperate plea to the Sacred Pussy Gods.
(2) Anthropological - a form of post-adolescent sympathetic magic.
(3) Biological - contraceptive utterance proven to be 69.69% effective.
I'm on the hunt for cunt!
(Note: allow pregnant pause between 'hunt' and 'for' to allow ostentatious high five with equally deplorable toothy lounge-lizard sidekick.)
by funkEsavage March 7, 2016
mugGet the Hunt for cuntmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email